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Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby allingeneral » Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:42 am

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9.5. You can get a second 22 for the 44 you traded in on #10

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... Drumroll, please!

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Postby Rich Lindgren » Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:47 pm

I think #10 should say you can trade an old 44 for Two new 22's ;)
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Postby » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:51 pm

I agree with you on that one Rich!
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