A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and
all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of
them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,
till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy
tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f... away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking."
Aunt Nancy...
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Re: Aunt Nancy...
send aunt nancy my way .....
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Reading some of your replies here and a couple of other boards...is there anything that you wouldn't hit? Go get'em, Killer! hehe
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fat chics are like mopeds, so are the old ones.......I live with both.
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