Your cooperation will be appreciated.

[Uncle Chuck]

Recently, the Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was
supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate...There are
other amounts depending on individual circumstances.....HOWEVER
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we
spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the
American economy.We need to keep that money here in America, so the
only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer,
spend it on prostitution, or play golf since those are the only
businesses still in the U.S.!Your cooperation will be appreciated.