Oh dat Boudreaux

[Uncle Chuck]

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Boudreaux done got old and his childen dun put
him in the old folks home near Beau Bridge ,
Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat
were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine
upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin
dat were aganst his religion, no. So he dun
propose marriage. Now both Boudreaux and
Mable were in their 80s.
Mable went and told everyone at the Senior
Citizens home the good news. Renee, Mable's
best friend told her that since she was very
wealthy and the person she was about to wed
was, well to say the least not worth much and
she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement.
Mable was sitting on the porch swing with
Boudreaux and she told him she would marry
him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement.
Boudreaux dun told Mable I'll sign agreement,
you bet, 'cause I luv you so much.'
Mable got out her pen and paper and started:
She said: I want to keep my house down in
Texas with all the oil wells.
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my shak
on the bayou.
She said: I want to keep my Cadillac, BMW and Lexus.
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my
pick 'em up truck.
She said: I want to keep my yacht that is moored
near my summer home in Padre Island , Texas .
He said: That's fine with me. I'll keep my pirogue
on the bayou.
She said: I want to keep all my jewelry.
He said: That's fine with me.
She said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: Put me down for Fridays.

[allingeneral]

Hehehehe Yeah. I hear that Boudreaux guy sells fishing gear too! Ole Mable's gotta like that!

<- BoudreauxsBaits

[RACN35]

send mable my way ......

[allingeneral]

ok, ok...I'll add that avatar to the boards. It's pretty funny

[Uncle Chuck]

Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux's
old lady's been pregnant for some time, and now her time had
come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began
to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor
looked over at Boudreaux and said, Hey, Boudreaux, you just
had you a son! Aint dat just grand"? Boudreaux got excited by this,
but just then the doctor spoke up and said,
"Hold on! We ain't finished up yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl.
He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you a daughter! She a
pretty lil ting, too." Boudreaux was kind of puzzled by all this,
and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, " Boudreaux,
you just had youself another boy!"When Boudreaux and Marie
went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife
and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we runned
out of dat dere Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
She said, "Yeah, I do." Boudreaux exclaimed, "Man, it's a damn
good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"