Two men camping

[Uncle Chuck]

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Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together,
and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first
friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's
nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend
the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then
tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the
campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first
man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells
his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed
a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. "Then I swam in a
crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched
deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were
filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead.
How was your day?" The second friend says, "I went south and
ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I
came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut
the ropes off and we made love in every imaginable way all afternoon.
Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow," the first guy says, "did you get oral sex, too?"
"No," says the second friend. "I never did find her head."

[allingeneral]

ACK! lol I'll venture to guess that she didn't complain much either!