A Marine and a sailor

[Uncle Chuck]

A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing
which was the superior service.
Over triple lattes the Marine says, "Well, we have Iwo Jima."
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, "We have the Battle of Midway."
The Marine retorts, "We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!"
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, "But we have John Paul Jones."
And so on and so on until the Marine comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The sailor replies, "That is true, but it was the Navy who introduced
it to women."

[allingeneral]

Sitting in Starbucks makes them both seem a bit suspect!